This morning I was confronted with the most hideous-looking cockroach in my kitchen. It had this very industrial, neo-modern exoskeleton. And it was translucent so I could see its innards, viscera and what not. Gross. That means this mother fucker probably can live underground as well as above ground. He's like a Mole Cockroach. Maybe Albino?
I don't know. Mother fucker is dead.
ps: I saw through his thick exoskeleton and I can posivitely say that cockroaches don't have hearts.