The Governor has decided on pancakes

I haven't been watching "The Real World" lately, so I'm falling behind on all the hip bars, but I did read the New Yorker article on Kinky Friedman running for governor. In the article he said he hates that people aren't taking him seriously on this. Today CNN ran a bit about him, and the headline was, "Is he serious?" CNN, don't you read the New Yorker? The man refers to himself as "The Governor"! Of course he's serious.

Can I go to a rally even if I don't live in Texas? Can I vote for him?

I tole you

I tole you bitches.

Five more days until Noradrienne commences.